me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

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my english sucks and i’m going to lose my job

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mrvvorldwide:

I get anxiety from things I shouldn’t even get anxiety from.

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my dad is so fucking patient! he’s listening to my mom talk about the nap time at the day care. for over an hour.

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